Best PR Quotes of the Day

“Has bemused cynicism and ennui ever been so fun? [band name] have made a career of grafting prismatic power pop and sardonic, dark looks at the world outside into guileless songs with hooks galore.”

“Upcoming single (or focus track as we call them in 2012)”

“Their debut full-length, [album title], is a cosmic dance through a universe where voices echo, keyboards shimmer and guitars splash like giant waves on a distant planet’s shores. Having ambiguously dubbed their sound “lovewave,” each track is distinctly different yet all share the common theme of spaced-out tropical dreams, which isn’t surprising when one considers the disparate locations where [album title] was made: San Francisco Bay, a cabin in Echo Park and under the stars of the Palm Desert at night. Some of the tracks on [album title] were mixed by acclaimed producer [producer name] ([super famous band]). “

“If Adele was born half a century ago in a shed on the bayou and wore overalls everyday, then moved to 8 Mile circa 2000 to get her rap on, you’d have [artist name]“ 

“It crushes me with its heft. I hate saying anything is “deeply” anything, but this is deeply gorgeous and truly mighty.”

“[label name] is as pleased as a motherfucker to announce the signing of London-based duo [artist]”

“[artist name]’s aura is the color bad”